The New Geography

The New Geography

or: The Girl Next Door


Born in Kansas City and a fan of the Mighty Chefs (Great Googley Moogley) I’m contractually obligated to talk smack about Oakland at every opportunity but, even I would never dream of calling them a foreign country. Actually, I did some time in Richmond which is right up the street from Oakland making Kamala Harris the girl-next-door. There are only two things in the world as American as the girl-next-door: Mom and apple pie.


When the Virus-in-Chief calls Kamala Harris a nasty foreigner, that’s just conservative code for uppity n*****.


Wash those hands and put on your @#$%! masks!


Happy Trails,


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