Who Was That Masked Man
or: Spidey, I Hardly Knew 'Ya
Why do I do these things? I know it can't end well. 2500 movies on the TV stream and I have to pick IronMan Jr... er... Spider-Man, Homecoming.
It hits the usual marks: Everything I know about Marvel history is wrong, everything that turned Pete into Spider-Man is gone. As an added bonus, the most iconic moment in Marvel history is reduced to meaningless schlock.
I say thee, "Arrrrrgh."
Grumpy Trails
Smitty